Dale Beran is a writer. He has been, at times, a comic book store clerk, a middle school science teacher, and a classicist. As a child, he harbored vivid solipsistic fantasties from which it took many years to drift away. For example, asleep in his bed, he knew all the adults were slowly disassembling the sets which comprised the rooms of his house. He likes: classic Arkanoid, and Arkanoid Two: Dohs Revenge, Moon Lander, Bad Dudes, Shinobi, and Excitebike. He lives in Brooklyn, NY. He welcomes emails, for work or otherwise, at

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David Hellman is an artist. He has worked as a website designer, door to door solicitor, and graphic artist. When he was young he would make many tiny non-violent animations with stapled together pieces of paper. For example, a man would smoothly glide across a room to open a door. He likes: orginal Zelda, Zelda Sixty-Four, and the Zelda watch.
He often asks questions which cannot be answered. For example, he just asked, what if the afterlife were just like being interviewed on Inside the Actors Studio with James Lipton? He lives in Baltimore, MD. He welcomes emails, for work or otherwise, at

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